[Attachment: dallas_lawyer.png] ✤ [Posted: 10:12PM - 7/1/1997] [ID: OP]

Thread #6969 - I'm serious







What's this *****'s problem?
Why is she like that?


[Attachment: N/A] ✤ [Posted: 11:15PM - 7/1/1997] [ID: #1]
i saw her slipping a 20 dollar bill from the donation box last week

[Attachment: N/A] ✤ [Posted: 11:16PM - 7/1/1997] [ID: #2]
she's bipolar and a narc like every other woman

[Attachment: N/A] ✤ [Posted: 11:53AM - 7/1/1997] [ID: #3]
>>1
I've seen her doing that too

One time I walked in on her with some of the sacrificial chicks and ever since then she keeps making me do my mantras out in the cold

[Attachment: N/A] ✤ [Posted: 00:11AM - 8/1/1997] [ID: #4]
I saw the High Priestess at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything. She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

[Attachment: N/A] ✤ [Posted: 00:30AM - 8/1/1997] [ID: moebuta 4 lyfe]
i like her she gives me headpwats and calls me a good piggy when i bring her the morning newspaper :3 buhi buhi~

[Attachment: N/A] ✤ [Posted: 01:03AM - 8/1/1997] [ID: OP]
>>#2
I just don't know why everybody acts like she's such hot *****
Surely we have other candidates for a leader

[Attachment: N/A] ✤ [Posted: 01:05AM - 8/1/1997] [ID: #6]
stfu 🚬

[Attachment: N/A] ✤ [Posted:01:15AM - 8/1/1997] [ID: Priestess]
Locking this thread for pointless slander. Once I find out which IP was posting what I will be halving your rations.


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