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A most frightening beast, known only to scholars
of forgotten lore as "a Finnish woman."

T̵h̴i̸s̷ ̴w̸e̸b̶s̷i̷t̸e̶ ̵i̴s̶ ̴a̸l̵r̸e̸a̵d̸y̴ ̵9̵9̷%̸ ̷m̴e̶ ̸t̵a̴l̶k̴i̶n̶g̸ ̸a̸b̸o̷u̴t̵ ̸m̴y̵ ̶f̴a̸v̴o̷u̴r̸i̶t̴e̴ ̶t̵o̷p̵i̷c̸ ̵(̸m̷y̶s̴e̷l̷f̶)̷ ̴s̶o̵ ̷I̷ ̵d̸o̶n̸'̸t̶ ̷k̵n̵o̶w̶ ̸w̵h̷a̵t̴ ̶t̵o̶ ̶w̸r̶i̶t̸e̶ ̵h̸e̵r̶e̸.̸ ̴I̴ ̸l̸i̶k̶e̴ ̶s̵t̷r̷e̷a̸m̴i̵n̵g̴ ̸h̴o̸r̶r̵o̴r̵ ̵g̵a̴m̵e̴s̶,̴ boomer shooters, a̵n̶d̸ adventure games.

I̶ ̷s̶t̴a̶r̶t̴e̵d̶ ̴s̴t̶r̵e̴a̴m̸i̵n̴g̵ ̵i̵n̵ ̷2̷0̵2̴0̶ ̴w̶h̴e̷n̵ ̶I̸ ̶m̸a̴n̶a̷g̷e̷d̵ ̶t̷o̸ ̴g̶e̷t̸ ̸s̸o̸m̷e̴b̶o̸d̵y̷ ̵t̴o̷ ̵r̸i̵g̴ ̸m̷y̷ ̶f̸i̸r̷s̸t̷ ̴s̷h̶i̴t̸t̸y̸-̴a̶s̸s̵ ̴m̷o̵d̵e̶l̶ ̷f̷o̷r̸ ̷c̶h̸e̵a̴p̴ ̶a̸n̶d̵ ̵t̶h̵e̶n̵ ̵j̶u̸s̵t̵ ̷k̷i̵n̵d̴ ̵o̶f̴ ̶k̸e̸p̴t̸ ̷o̵n̶ ̷d̸o̵i̸n̷g̵ ̶i̷t̵.̷ ̴E̵t̶e̷r̶n̵a̴l̸l̸y̸ ̵t̶h̴a̷n̶k̶f̶u̷l̴ ̵t̵o̷ ̷h̸o̷g̵s̴ ̴w̸h̸o̴ ̸h̷a̶v̴e̷ ̷s̷u̸p̵p̷o̶r̵t̸e̴d̶ ̸m̶e̴ ̸t̴h̴i̵s̷ ̵f̵a̵r̶.̸

D̵u̵e̶ ̴t̵o̵ ̵b̷e̴i̴n̵g̵ ̴f̴r̵i̸e̵n̴d̵s̵ ̴f̵o̵r̷ ̷s̵u̵c̵h̴ ̴a̶ ̵l̵o̵n̶g̶ ̶t̴i̶m̶e̶,̶ ̷t̸h̶e̴ ̷a̵m̵o̶u̶n̴t̴ ̵o̸f̶ ̵d̵i̵r̴t̷ ̵R̴a̵y̵ ̷a̸n̶d̶ ̴I̷ ̴h̶a̷v̵e̷ ̵o̶n̸ ̵e̸a̵c̴h̶ ̵o̴t̷h̴e̷r̷ ̸i̷s̴ ̷h̷i̶g̸h̴l̴y̸ ̵d̸a̴n̶g̸e̶r̵o̴u̴s̸.̴ ̶I̶t̶'̸s̷ ̵k̶i̴n̴d̸ ̷o̵f̸ ̷a̵ ̴C̷o̸l̴d̵ ̷W̴a̵r̵ ̴s̵i̷t̷u̸a̷t̵i̶o̴n̷.̶ ̵ ̷B̴u̷t̷ ̸i̶t̷ ̷i̴s̸ ̸f̶u̷n̶ ̵t̶o̴ ̵p̶l̶a̸y̸ kusoge t̸o̸g̸e̴t̸h̸e̸r̴ ̴f̷r̸o̴m̶ ̶t̷i̶m̷e̵ ̴t̷o̶ ̵t̴i̶m̸e̶.̶

I̴ ̷k̵e̷e̷p̶ ̵t̶r̶y̵i̷n̵g̵ ̷t̶o̸ ̷m̴a̶k̷e̶ ̴h̴i̵m̵ ̷w̵a̵t̶c̵h̸ ̷g̵o̴o̶d̵ ̷m̴o̶v̵i̶e̸s̶,̶ ̷b̶u̸t̸ ̷i̸t̵'̴s̵ ̸p̷r̸e̷t̸t̶y̸ ̴h̴i̷t̵ ̵o̵r̴ ̶m̴i̶s̴s̷.̸.̵.̴ ̵H̵e̶ ̴j̵u̵s̸t̸ ̴c̵a̵n̷'̶t̷ ̸a̴p̸p̴r̵e̵c̷i̶a̵t̸e̵ ̵t̵h̶e̴ ̵d̴e̶e̸p̸ ̵c̶o̸m̵p̶l̸e̴x̷i̶t̸i̸e̵s̶ ̴o̸f̴ ̷"̸P̴i̵r̶a̸n̴h̵a̸ ̴3̷D̴D̷"̷ ̷o̸r̸ ̸"̷T̶h̵e̷ ̸R̷e̷t̴u̷r̸n̴ ̶o̶f̴ ̷t̸h̶e̶ ̸T̷e̶x̷a̵s̷ ̵C̴h̸a̶i̴n̸s̷a̷w̶ ̴M̶a̸s̷s̴a̵c̴r̷e̴"̷.̵.̵.̶

M̶y̶ ̵f̴a̴v̴o̸u̵r̵i̴t̵e̶ ̷r̸u̴n̷n̵i̵n̶g̸ ̷b̶i̶t̸ ̷i̷s̵ ̷c̷a̶l̷l̸i̵n̸g̸ ̸h̵i̸m̶ ̶'̶R̶a̸y̴m̷o̸n̶d̸'̸ ̷b̴u̴t̸ ̶I̶ ̶d̷o̵n̸'̸t̵ ̶t̵h̷i̷n̷k̷ ̶t̵h̸a̶t̴'̸s̵ ̴a̴c̴t̷u̵a̵l̸l̷y̸ ̸h̶i̷s̸ ̴f̶u̴l̸l̴ ̶n̷a̴m̴e̸.̴ ̸S̷u̶r̷p̸r̷i̷s̴i̸n̸g̵l̴y̵ ̸m̶o̵d̸e̴r̴n̶ ̸f̶o̶r̵ ̶a̷ ̵6̶0̷0̶-̶y̵e̷a̴r̸ ̸o̶l̷d̷ ̶v̷a̴m̶p̷i̵r̵e̷.̶

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A little brother-type vampire from Germany.
World record YIIK speedrunner.

Hi I'm Ray and I'm a vampire. I suck blood and kick ass. I love streaming my favorite video games from my childhood and sharing the memories I associate with them. The first game I ever played on stream was Sonic Adventure 2, so you know I have excellent taste.

In addition, I love playing kusoge !!! I love it when games just straight up fall apart in front of my eyes. It's awesome every single time and I can't get enough.

Alice Sawyer supplies blood for me and my family through her very normal and regulated butchershop. In exchange, we share some of our vampire magic trinkets with her. This mutual business goes back a long, long time.

Sometimes she hangs out with me at my mansion and we play games or she tries to convince me that "Mandy" is a good movie. It's not!!! It's so boringggggggggg don't listen to her aaaAAAAAHHH (that's me getting stabbed for saying this)