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A most frightening beast, known only to scholars
of forgotten lore as "a Finnish woman."

This website is already 99% me talking about my favourite topic (myself) so I don't know what to write here. I like streaming horror games, boomer shooters, and adventure games.

I started streaming in 2020 when I managed to get somebody to rig my first shitty-ass model for cheap and then just kind of kept on doing it. Eternally thankful to hogs who have supported me this far.

Due to being friends for such a long time, the amount of dirt Ray and I have on each other is highly dangerous. It's kind of a Cold War situation. But it is fun to play kusoge together from time to time.

I keep trying to make him watch good movies, but it's pretty hit or miss... He just can't appreciate the deep complexities of "Piranha 3DD" or "The Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre"...

My favourite running bit is calling him 'Raymond' but I don't think that's actually his full name. Surprisingly modern for a 600-year old vampire.

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A little brother-type vampire from Germany.
World record YIIK speedrunner.

Hi I'm Ray and I'm a vampire. I suck blood and kick ass. I love streaming my favorite video games from my childhood and sharing the memories I associate with them. The first game I ever played on stream was Sonic Adventure 2, so you know I have excellent taste.

In addition, I love playing kusoge !!! I love it when games just straight up fall apart in front of my eyes. It's awesome every single time and I can't get enough.

Alice Sawyer supplies blood for me and my family through her very normal and regulated butchershop. In exchange, we share some of our vampire magic trinkets with her. This mutual business goes back a long, long time.

Sometimes she hangs out with me at my mansion and we play games or she tries to convince me that "Mandy" is a good movie. It's not!!! It's so boringggggggggg don't listen to her aaaAAAAAHHH (that's me getting stabbed for saying this)